Yeah, I'm sure what I hear about overflowing landfills is hogwash. Let's produce more wasteful products! RAH! RAH! RAH!

Posted by: on May 29, 2002 10:22 AM

 

OK, John, I'm wondering why you didn't find this funny. I quote:

"The design has already won first prize in a competition sponsored by Sony. "

Always be wary when something wins a design competition.

I'm proud to announce that I possess far superior technology in my house.

[infomercial voice]

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I call it... (drumroll please!) the... telephone!

This little device actually connects you within seconds to your friends and family. Why risk losing your important voice messages or greetings in the mail or have it arrive late at its destination? With our easy-to-use Telephone PX101, you just have to press about 7 numbers, and your voice can reach your loved ones without the waiting that "voice mail" devices put you through.

And if you order now, we'll include a copy of "Common Sense for Dummies" with your order of the Telephone PX101! Hurry! Only a few million left in stock!

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[end infomercial voice]

Posted by: MadMan on May 29, 2002 11:40 AM