When I scroll down the page with my mouse wheel, it doesn't scroll. And the text that I can see appears to run off the right edge of the screen.

I know, you're going to say that's intentional, but what web designer would intentionally make his site difficult to use for the sake of innovation? Is that innovation? Ahhh, maybe you'll counter that it's really art. So was it the artist's intention to annoy me? Wow, this truly is an innovative way to reach his audience. I am truly annoyed. He's a master.

It's vaguely reminiscent of Jeff Bridges' site.

I appreciate Jeff's use of areolas as buttons. So titillating.

"i will use alt text"

I find celeb websites vaguely creepy. Not because the celeb is creepy per se, but because I don't like the personal atmosphere they keep putting on - I much prefer the third person. The William Shatner site is in first person, too. Weird.