Your Very Own Ghost Free Shipping (eBay) -- "Meet Ethel, my ex-mother in law and one of the meanest people who ever lived or died. She is indeed a real live ghost and she can be yours! Although she is a mere shadow of her former self she still lights up the nights! We are offering her for sale here on eBay the home of all things collectible and unwanted!!! For your bid you will receive a 3x5 photo and her story in printed form."