I enjoy the non-English spam I get. So much easier to detect and delete.

I get sent strange stuff like this offering me great deals on large mineral exports.

It's actually from China and is about the persecution of the Falungong.

Any suggestions out there for good SPAM add ons for Outlook? The quest continues for good SPAM software.

Daniel, please check out SpamNet.

The Happiness Fairy has arrived to bid you well wishes and give you a secret to inner joy.
[...]
Begin your path to enlightenment with approved body posture. Form your hands into a universal portal for your inner spirit to break free from your umbilical scar of sorrow.
[...]
Hear beyond reality. You are more than your body. Mighty quest of hearing.
[...]
Follow close or you will hurt. Be careful on this journey.
[...]
Do you wonder if you can come? Join us and be happy.

Thanks MadMan :) One recommendation was to install a Linux box to manage email and installing SPAM ASSASSIN on Linux to "kill and destroy" before hitting the client. All sounds good to me.

Daniel, I use SpamAssasin for one of my email accounts. While it's mostly reliable, some HTML newsletters can be caught in it. You'll have to experiment with the spam threshold for a while.

I believe "goddess" or "magical woman" are more appropriate interpretations than "fairy."

Thanks again Madman.

One has to wonder whether a fairy, goddess, or magical woman would appear as a little girl garbed in a blue dress and purple sandals, with dyed red and purple hair, and donning a magic wand. If only for the wand, my vote is fairy. If she were a goddess there would be a fertility inference, and a magic woman normally wears glasses.