I am getting very annoyed at sitting in a meeting, when someone will leap out of their chair, yelping like a neutered cat because their phone is vibrating in their pocket. I would rather the damn phone rang or bleeped as I would know that wasn't a mouse loose in the office.

I want a cell phone that emits farting or belching noises.

This ingenius concept could revitalize the unsolicited telephone marketing business. Now people finally have an incentive to be called. ;-)

Sad, but good to know about. One more reason never to borrow a cellphone!!